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My WeAkly Advice: Hello folks: I’m starting a NEW spot and I’m calling it “My WeAkly advice. I’ll use the Internet and all the good sites out there. All to the Glory of our Lord and Savior Jesus. Here’s my 1st advice to my prodigal son, John. John, I still love you, I just don’t like you. You can forget about ever calling me your father anymore. If you come to your senses and allow me to have a loving relationship with my only grandchild, I’ll allow you back into my life. Our wedding photo has replaced your wedding photo with Kim. You and Kim are NON EXISTENT. You have been written out of my last will and testimony. You should have a copy on file. The witnessed will is on file in my bedroom. I’ll scan it also and make a password web page. My next advice to John & Kim is to learn about the fruits of the spirit in the Bible. It seems to me that the word FORGIVE is in there somewhere. Do you NOT understand? SHAME ON YOU TWO! I am responsible for my actions. Madeline is more...

Optionetics 2-day Class Confirmation Myron Holter 916432 mholter@cox.net Dear Myron, Congratulations! You are confirmed to attend the Optionetics 2-day Class coming to St. Louis, MO on 2/3/2009 and 2/4/2009 at the location below. We have recently revamped the class, and now is a great time for you to attend. Hilton St. Louis Airport 10330 Natural Bridge Road St. Louis, MO 63134 Please contact the hotel at 314-426-5500 for information regarding room rates, parking and directions, and click here for a map. WHAT TO BRING: Please be prepared to show a valid picture ID, such as a driver's license or a passport during registration. Please consider bringing a jacket or a sweater. Most meeting rooms are kept at a room temperature of 65 degrees Fahrenheit. Although we provide supplemental handouts during the class, you should also consider bringing a notepad and pen/pencil for your own note taking. Due to our copyright, recording devices are strictly prohibited. Day One Schedule: The regist...

The Whys of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde ...

My sentiments exactly ... Maybe it will fix my jock itch?

Subject: TWO WOODPECKERS TWO WOODPECKERS A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat. Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tr...

I am in the process of downloading the images from my mother's 95th birthday party Myron, #5

My caiitopeka.org member is involved in trying to research various political wrongdoings in our country. I for one am wishing him well. I will post to this blog the articles he sends me. Myron

KURTIS THE STOCK BOY AND BRENDA THE CHECKOUT GIRL In a supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy, was busily working when a new voice came over the loud speaker asking for a carry out at register 4. Kurtis was almost finished, and wanted to get some fresh air, and decided to answer the call. As he approached the check-out stand a distant smile caught his eye, the new check-out girl was beautiful. She was an older woman (maybe 26, and he was only 22) and he fell in love. Later that day, after his shift was over, he waited by the punch clock to find out her name. She came into the break room, smiled softly at him, took her card and punched out, then left. He looked at her card, BRENDA. He walked out only to see her start walking up the road. Next day, he waited outside as she left the supermarket, and offered her a ride home. He looked harmless enough, and she accepted. When he dropped her off, he asked if maybe he could see her again, outside of work. She simply said it wasn't possi...

Hello bloggers: This blog site will be used to the glory of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I plan to post various articles from the web pertaining to our world. Join us if you so desire. I'll help you with the technical details. GOD BLESS Myron Holter 5112 SW 33rd ST Topeka KS 66614 785-272-4986 (h) myron@myownfaith2.com (w)