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I BELIEVE

 I BELIEVE -  by Myron Holter (in no particular order) I'm getting the hang of this HTML code. That OJ is guilty of murdering two innocent people. That Rush is right That Lt. Flinn should have been court martialed That Jesus died for my sins. That The Rev. Phelphs is sickening, but has the right to do what he does. |Back Home|

How to live long - by Myron Holter

 HOW TO LIVE LONG - BY MYRON HOLTER (in no particular order) 1) Exercise Regularly 2) Bike across Kansas yearly (Those with hemorrhoids are excused) 3) Eat food that's good for you - Except for me - I'm a chocoholic and coffee addict - 4) Be a computer nerd. 5) Be a type "B'" person 6) Make "stress" a non-existence word. 7) Pray 8) Be safe - be sure to duck when someone's shooting at you. 9) Have a sense of humor - mine's rather dry I've been told. 10) Be predictable - Ask my wife Sally. 11) Try to sleep more than 5 hours per day. That's about it for me. Take afternoon naps. 12) Listen to Rush Limbaugh and be a "dittohead" - even Liberal Democrats can be converted. 13) Ask to be on the Myron Holter "free" subscription list through e-mail - Sniglets, Happy Birthday to......, On this day in......, Quotes from people...... 14) Dream a little...... What might have been.... Lottery winning......., etc. 15) Follow those drea...